Read on to find all details to unlock this platinum trophy. Which in turn diminishes the universal goodwill toward the concept of the one-night stand. There is a total of 25 trophies to earn in this game, including a platinum trophy. Consequently, if you bail minutes after sex, it makes us feel like a big pile of garbage. when you're undressed and slightly intoxicated are (a) it's on fire or (b) there's a big pile of garbage on the pillow. Really, we're not going to hand you the phone in the morning and mouth, "Dad can't wait to meet you!" The only logical reasons for leaving a bed at 2 a.m. But remember: Karma is a bitch, as some person who didn't really understand Buddhism once said. This should go without saying, but apparently it doesn't, considering the photo my co-worker just showed me that his friend surreptitiously snapped with his iPhone of a lady guest pulling on her shirt the next morning. Again: We get it.ĭo Not Take a Picture of the Woman You Slept with Getting Dressed and Send It to All Your Friends The fleeting nature of this full-body Lego game does not need to be expressed aloud, as one man once did to me, about three minutes after we finished having sex. Never, Ever Say the Words "We're Just Two Trains Passing in the Night" Penis Sitting Bull at the bartering table with Vagina Custer. Think of it as an equal, and hopefully mutually pleasurable, transaction of genitals. (Incidentally: Lily for a girl! Max for a boy!) We don't expect dinner next Saturday. We're not going to nudge you awake the next morning to talk favorite baby names. Look, just remember going into this: If we go home with you from the bar, it's because we want to. Or at least you should obtain explicit permission before being you. Caveat: If "being you" in bed involves knives, small animals, or bodily fluids other than semen, you should probably not be you. It's sex with a stranger-of course you should let your freak flag fly, for the same reason you order a Goliath Strawberry Daiquiri on vacation: Hell, I'm not going to be doing this_ again for a while_! Chances are, she's thinking the same thing. Maybe you saw Knocked Up? Or When Harry Met Syphilis? fifteen minutes of pleasure was all Tameka got out of the one-night-stand playboy. Like a small hat on an English bulldog.ĭuh. He talked a good game, so she had figured he would sex a good game. I'm no scientist, but I'm pretty sure throwing back five shots before trying to put a small, stretchy thing over a big tubey thing (I'm being generous) greatly increases the odds that it winds up hanging on to the tip for dear life. What do you do In One Night Stand, explore the unknown bedroom and seek out clues to identify who the stranger is and what happened to bring you both together. ( Condomdrum?) You want to get that thing on right. A female friend of mine once drank so many whiskey sours working up the nerve to go home with the bartender that she was struck with a historic case of dry mouth, which rendered her kisser about as inviting as a ventriloquist's dummy's. Too much booze doesn't screw with just the penis, either. If you've made it this far, you don't need it, and it might just be the tipping point to a tragic equipment malfunction. **Skip That Last Shot of Liquid Courage **
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